March 2013
Anonymous asked: Sorry to hear you're leaving this, but I totally understand if you weren't feeling it! :)
ooc update.
sorry, folks, but I’m going to stop rping Mary. I’ve lost my muse for her and I just can’t handle the pressure anymore. Writing will never be my thing :)
But I won’t delete this blog. I like to go through my archive sometimes. so there.
I’m sorry again!
January 2013
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He pressed the moustache to his lip tighter so it would stick, and gave her a huge smile, wiggling his eyebrows a little, which in turn made the costume piece twitch.
“C’mon…’Ow can yeh say no t’ this face?” He asked, pouting at her with huge puppy dog...
December 2012
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Anonymous asked: Do you want more kids?
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How’s everyone today?
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He pressed the moustache to his lip tighter so it would stick, and gave her a huge smile, wiggling his eyebrows a little, which in turn made the costume piece twitch.
“C’mon…’Ow can yeh say no t’ this face?” He asked, pouting at her with huge puppy dog eyes. Once she consigned-...
November 2012
Anonymous asked: I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person.
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He pressed the moustache to his lip tighter so it would stick, and gave her a huge smile, wiggling his eyebrows a little, which in turn made the costume piece twitch.
“C’mon…’Ow can yeh say no t’ this face?” He asked, pouting at her with huge puppy dog eyes. Once she consigned- begrudgingly, mind you- he chuckled to himself and tucked...
October 2012
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“No, I’m very glad I don’t.” She replied, shaking her head heavily. “I think a simple dress will do. ” One thing she wouldn’t change in a thousand years, was her hairdo. There was no way Mary would ever leave her hair down in public. She pulled her one of her favourite vintage dresses out of the...
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Bert looked up at Mary, a bit puzzled. Why couldn’t they go to Disneyland like this? He looked over Mary’s outfit- her standard; a lovely dress and heeled shoes, hair up in a bun, and at his; brown trousers and a blue button down with his favorite grey coat over it. They looked as normal...
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She smiled at him, snuggling up against her husband. “Then we’ll better get some sleep, hm?” With a yawn, she closed her eyes and sighed. “Good night, darling.”
The morning came all too soon, in Bert’s opinion. But he was always one to sleep in on the...
September 2012
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She smiled at him, snuggling up against her husband. “Then we’ll better get some sleep, hm?” With a yawn, she closed her eyes and sighed. “Good night, darling.”
The morning came all too soon, in Bert’s opinion. But he was always one to sleep in on the weekends. It came even earlier for the fact that...
cdrpghosthost asked: Hello there! Just stopping by to extend an invitation to you, to join all of your friends at my humble home for a party on October 5th at 5pm sharp. It's sure to be a lot of fun! Can't wait to see you there!
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It was for the best that Bert just stood back while Mary went about packing things. Her methods were very specific and required minimal help from Bert, seeing as all she did was magic everything into the bags and zip them before sending them whizzing down the hallway to the front door. He...
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She gave him a soft smile when she opened their bedroom’s door and looked back at him. “Then this will be our very first family vacation.”
As soon as she entered the room, she started opening closets to collect some clothes for the both of them. “Don’t...
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Anonymous asked: Maybe if instead of dressing how you normally did, you tried like wearing jeans and a red cardigan?
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She gave him a soft smile when she opened their bedroom’s door and looked back at him. “Then this will be our very first family vacation.”
As soon as she entered the room, she started opening closets to collect some clothes for the both of them. “Don’t worry about the planning, dear. I’ll take care of...
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Anonymous asked: How wonderful! That sounds like a lovely trip. But how will you keep from being recognized?
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Anonymous asked: Mrs Alfred! Long time no talk! How have you been? Has anything new happened?
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Bert smirked at his sons excitement, and that Mary had taken time to make him a costume, of all things, to go on their trip.
“Yeh kno’, ‘es nev’r gonna take that thing off now. Imagine bath time wit’ ol’ Peter Pan ‘ere…” He chuckled, folding his arms over his chest as he watched Liam...
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Liam looked up at his parents, still beaming, his smile splitting his face near in half before sliding off the chair he sat on, his little feet touching the wood floor with a soft tmp sound before he teetered off to his room. Bert raised his eyebrow at Mary, not sure himself what...
August 2012
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The small child looked up at his mom and shrugged his shoulders, darting back and forth from Mary to Bert with quizzical expressions.
“Where?? WHERE? Daddy? Where we goin’?” he asked, the little ones accent already resembling his fathers more than his mothers. Bert looked up to...
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Mary gracefully dabbed the napkin on her mouth and looked over to Liam who was enjoying the gingerbread far too much. “Now, Liam, when you have finished your dessert, daddy and I will have something to tell you…” Her eyes sparkled and a smile played around...
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Mary gracefully dabbed the napkin on her mouth and looked over to Liam who was enjoying the gingerbread far too much. “Now, Liam, when you have finished your dessert, daddy and I will have something to tell you…” Her eyes sparkled and a smile played around her lips. Mary now turned her attention to Bert...
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Anonymous asked: Dear Mary, I have a problem. A few years ago, I met a man I loved very much but the war came and I ended up marrying someone else. We've been together for years, we even have a little girl together but guess who came back? That's right - My ex. I still love him but I really don't know what to do! -D
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smile-away-each-rainy-day asked: "Face it, Miss Andrew, it’s over. Your work here is done." ooooooohhhh BURNNNN!!! haha well done Mary Poppins, well done!! :D *slowly fades away*
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Anonymous asked: So long as people hire me, I'll never leave. Just wait, little-Miss. I will destroy everything you've ever loved. -Miss Andrew
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vaenonprenderes asked: What song of his film Miss likes to sing more?
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Anonymous asked: People still hire me, thank you very much. You're not as well-known as you seem to think! People were happy to hire me and they had never heard of our little run-in. -Miss Andrew
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Anonymous asked: Ah yes. Hell in a birdcage. And look how effective it was. I've come back! -Miss Andrew.
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Anonymous asked: My methods are more effective than yours. At least when I nanny children, they go on to be serious adults that contribute to society. Your's just dream and never get anything done. And you think you're all that? -Miss Andrew.
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vaenonprenderes asked: Hello Mary Poppins !
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Anonymous asked: A bit conceited, isn't that? Loving a musical about yourself? Hmph, I shouldn't expect anything different from you. You're vain, petty, and a poor excuse for a nanny. -Miss Andrew ((I actually do love you, but let's pretend okay?))
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Anonymous asked: Not scared. I am not strong enough to take you on just yet. But just you wait. -Miss Andrew.
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Anonymous asked: Just so I don't give away my actual location. Really, Mary Poppins, you aren't the brightest! -Miss Andrew
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Anonymous asked: I COULD just be trying to throw you off. Make you THINK that I'm not Miss Andrew. But I am.
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Anonymous asked: Hello, Mary Poppins!
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Anonymous asked: I'LL PROTECT YOU FROM THAT B**** MISS ANDREW, MARY!
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Anonymous asked: MRS Mary, is it? Who is the poor man? And how can you be sure that it isn't me? -Miss Andrew
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Anonymous asked: And what are your favorite things to do with Bert? ;)
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Anonymous asked: What are some of your favorite things?
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batched asked: I'm not the anon from before, but it's true what they say. Medicine is not pleasant to take! Please, miss Mary, the medication I take for my arthritis makes me even sicker than I already am. Is your medicine a better option for me?
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Anonymous asked: where are you from?
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Anonymous asked: Miss Mary, I am writing to inform you that I shall ruin everything you have ever loved. Xoxo, Miss Andrew
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Anonymous asked: Dear Mary Poppins, I'm confused. How can a spoonful of sugar help? Medicine is some nasty shit. i've tried adding a spoonful of sugar and the medicine still tastes disgusting. Where do you buy your's?
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Anonymous asked: Hello Mary Poppins. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. You see, I think I love a guy....But there's no way he would ever love me back. (Think Marius and Cosette from Les Miserables and I'm Eponine.)
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Anonymous asked: DAAAYYYUUUUMMMMM U AREEEEE SEEEXXXXYYYYY
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Anonymous asked: my husband is cheating on me with a 36 year old gossip columnist and i'm stuck in a mental hospital in sweden while he's in los angeles with her. HELP ME MARY.
